Just feel like giving the class a lame joke :D hope it is not too cold or giving you the "-.-" look...
Jokes:
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so fat she went to sears to get a water bed and instead they covered the pacific ocean
with a blanket.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so fat that she couldn't even jump to conclusions!
thats enough yo mama.. bye bye
Post by Joel Toh aka Uncle Heng aka Mutton Heng 看花 aka Flashbang(too white liao)
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Friends.....what are they?A radical support?A obstacle? Well....choose your friends wisely....BLESS ALL!!!
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When I think about it the definition change
Back in the old days it wasn't quite the same
Or maybe it was but on another level
Still pushing dirt with a different type of shovel
Loyalty, trust, unconditional foundation
Builds everlasting bonds and relations
I've got friends I haven't seen in years
I'd die for tonight forget and have a couple beers
On the other hand you never know where you stand
With certain types of friends they'll sell you out for some ends
Or some pussy or some weed or a business transaction
Some use words but I prefer action
I'm a break you off like an old school playa
My x-ray vision helps me see through the layers
Of you fakes, phonies, lies and deception
Ask me if you need a life lesson
These fakes and phonies yo these cats I see through
Dickheads and homies some others glad to meet you
You better give respect to the ones that believed you
And were there by your side when the going got tough
And had your back when you got to f**k someone up
And lent you a buck when you was broke and hungry
And gave you a place to sleep living in their luxury
To make it in this life you got to know who your friends
Your boys, your dogs, the ones with you 'til the end
The ones that never crack it, they never even bend
I mean like when your ass is broke they got the money to lend
The type that when you need a ride they give you the car
You don't worry about them running 'cause they'll always stand hard
Late night, can't drive, man you never too far
Barbeque by the pool chilling in the back yard
The first to call you up when they're hitting the kind
None the less don't stress 'cause it'll always be fine
Like everything I got is yours and what you got is mine
Walk in the front door like they own the crib
But hey, what's theirs is yours and what's yours is theirs
I can't explain it no better that's just how it goes
Real friends can't be bought it's got to come from the soul...
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Enjoy.....haha.....BLESS ALL!!!
>>> i N k E d <<<
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When I think about it the definition change
Back in the old days it wasn't quite the same
Or maybe it was but on another level
Still pushing dirt with a different type of shovel
Loyalty, trust, unconditional foundation
Builds everlasting bonds and relations
I've got friends I haven't seen in years
I'd die for tonight forget and have a couple beers
On the other hand you never know where you stand
With certain types of friends they'll sell you out for some ends
Or some pussy or some weed or a business transaction
Some use words but I prefer action
I'm a break you off like an old school playa
My x-ray vision helps me see through the layers
Of you fakes, phonies, lies and deception
Ask me if you need a life lesson
These fakes and phonies yo these cats I see through
Dickheads and homies some others glad to meet you
You better give respect to the ones that believed you
And were there by your side when the going got tough
And had your back when you got to f**k someone up
And lent you a buck when you was broke and hungry
And gave you a place to sleep living in their luxury
To make it in this life you got to know who your friends
Your boys, your dogs, the ones with you 'til the end
The ones that never crack it, they never even bend
I mean like when your ass is broke they got the money to lend
The type that when you need a ride they give you the car
You don't worry about them running 'cause they'll always stand hard
Late night, can't drive, man you never too far
Barbeque by the pool chilling in the back yard
The first to call you up when they're hitting the kind
None the less don't stress 'cause it'll always be fine
Like everything I got is yours and what you got is mine
Walk in the front door like they own the crib
But hey, what's theirs is yours and what's yours is theirs
I can't explain it no better that's just how it goes
Real friends can't be bought it's got to come from the soul...
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Enjoy.....haha.....BLESS ALL!!!
>>> i N k E d <<<
Sup.....i hope this inspires you'll...hope everybody treads the right path...recently...it has been shit all over...so please pledge alliance to life and never give up....look infront and i promise you that you'll never be alone or left behind...BLESS ALL!!!!
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Ain't no telling what lies ahead
Guess I'll find out when I get there
What the future hold nobody knows
That's the way of life
That's how it goes
In the blink of an eye your whole life can change
Cause in the blink of an eye you might not be seen again
And I'm speakin from experience I should have been dead twice
But someones ridin on my side to have saved my life 2 times
"Man I'm so lucky"Is what my mind thinks first
Then I think all of the people I could of hurt
And it ain't even worth it I gotta change my ways
It's a miracle to walk away and be alive
Without a scratch on my body that's the last time
I'm gonna try my hardest to make wiser decisions
It's not right for parents to bury their kids
And to offend those I love to have done the things I did
I can't explain why my life was graciously spared
But I gotta say I love you to the ones who cared about me...
So bite when I take flight in the middle of the night
Despite all the cats never liked my skeez
Come on please "STOP" hell naw
I'm a keep on goin, I'm a keep on flowin,I'm a keep on rhymin, I'm a keep on climbin,
You know doin my thing till my souls put to silence
Until the wheels fall off I'm a ride
Stand behind my mic in the spotlight watch me shine
No time to play games with lames it's Do or Die
We's too clever for that to even verse you when we rhyme
So I'll see you on the other side walkin down the line
With your peace sign up with 2 fingers in the sky
Let the smoke fly hold um up not down
"WOW" we're livin a crazy life...
You see up and down is the rythem of life
And with up's comes down's no matter what type of fight
Everybody knows pain but some will never know love
Cause the world we live in today is pretty f***ed up...
You can never count me out I'm like the last man standin
The king of the hill dog I would of never even planned it
It's hard to understand it, but damn it
When it comes to my business I handle it
But don't ever take me for granted...
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Life may be short...but it doesn't mean its time to give up....
Live life with a goal...a precise trademark you gonna be with forever...
So...don't give up....and live life with your heads held high
BLESS ALL!!!
>>> i N k E d <<<
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Ain't no telling what lies ahead
Guess I'll find out when I get there
What the future hold nobody knows
That's the way of life
That's how it goes
In the blink of an eye your whole life can change
Cause in the blink of an eye you might not be seen again
And I'm speakin from experience I should have been dead twice
But someones ridin on my side to have saved my life 2 times
"Man I'm so lucky"Is what my mind thinks first
Then I think all of the people I could of hurt
And it ain't even worth it I gotta change my ways
It's a miracle to walk away and be alive
Without a scratch on my body that's the last time
I'm gonna try my hardest to make wiser decisions
It's not right for parents to bury their kids
And to offend those I love to have done the things I did
I can't explain why my life was graciously spared
But I gotta say I love you to the ones who cared about me...
So bite when I take flight in the middle of the night
Despite all the cats never liked my skeez
Come on please "STOP" hell naw
I'm a keep on goin, I'm a keep on flowin,I'm a keep on rhymin, I'm a keep on climbin,
You know doin my thing till my souls put to silence
Until the wheels fall off I'm a ride
Stand behind my mic in the spotlight watch me shine
No time to play games with lames it's Do or Die
We's too clever for that to even verse you when we rhyme
So I'll see you on the other side walkin down the line
With your peace sign up with 2 fingers in the sky
Let the smoke fly hold um up not down
"WOW" we're livin a crazy life...
You see up and down is the rythem of life
And with up's comes down's no matter what type of fight
Everybody knows pain but some will never know love
Cause the world we live in today is pretty f***ed up...
You can never count me out I'm like the last man standin
The king of the hill dog I would of never even planned it
It's hard to understand it, but damn it
When it comes to my business I handle it
But don't ever take me for granted...
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Life may be short...but it doesn't mean its time to give up....
Live life with a goal...a precise trademark you gonna be with forever...
So...don't give up....and live life with your heads held high
BLESS ALL!!!
>>> i N k E d <<<
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
HELLO!
Outing @ Seoul Garden
Date: 12/3/08
Day: Wednesday
Time: 4.30pm (Closes at 10.30pm)
Venue: Seoul Garden at tampines mall
Attire: Class tee, if not try to wear black :)
Price: Less than $20 according to MarcusC
MEET AT TAMPINES INTERCHANGE SMALL MAC AT 4.30pm (if anyone is later then 5.30pm we will proceed :) )
Ps: We will b meeting earlier cos im afriad there wont be seats :D
Seoul Garden is an authentic Korean-styled BBQ restaurant that offers our customers a unique self-serving dining experience that will always be remembered. Our young, and young-at-heart customers will always enjoy our authentic & intense meat-marinates, large spread of fresh buffet items and our freshest produce, all in a no-frill, bright and hygienic ambient while they soaked in a vibrant yet noisy atmosphere. Halal certified.
hehe: Marissa :)
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